The Nice Ass is a story that I’ve been writing for several years. While it is based on real-life experiences, there is enough embellishment to call it fiction. The names have been changed, and some characters are a combination of several different people I’ve met in my life, making them completely different than any of those individual people. In other words, while the story may progress in a similar fashion to the progression of my actual life, don’t start looking at characters and thinking you know who they are, because you’ll be wrong. In even simpler terms, the story is made up. The characters are not real. They are pieces that have been put together in new ways. Any remaining similarity is purely coincidental. Don’t sue me.