Len seems to think that Guy-Friends are one-step closer to kissing the girl than total strangers. I’m living proof that this is not the case. As witnesses, I call MJ and VB to the stand… I’ve got about seven others that I can line up behind them. (And no, I’m not coming on to MJ or VB, though I might have had a sex dream about one of them…)
And since I really haven’t had anything else to write about, and I did resolve to try and be more open with my readers and let you in, here is a naked fact about me that you probably didn’t know.
My penis has a name. He’s Detective Jake Steele, and he works for the Los Angeles Police Department. When most officers try the whole Good Cop/Bad Cop routine, he just plays Bad Cop by himself and kicks ass. Jack Bauer wishes he was as cool as Detective Jake Steele. (Chuck Norris, on the other hand, is still cooler.)