Excerpt from a Conversation at Work

Girl #1: “We don’t really ‘make out’ anymore since we got married.”

Girl #2: “That sucks. That’s the best part.”

Me: “No. The best part is the last five seconds.”

*oink*

6 thoughts on “Excerpt from a Conversation at Work”

  1. Behind The Curve

    Gals would agree with your five second statement if it happens as consistently as it does for boys. Until then, we get more dependable enjoyment out of the make out sessions…

  2. lenfercestlesautres

    Gals would agree with your five second statement if it happens as consistently as it does for boys.

    Totally, but still, the last five seconds are a really great part, even if the guy gets it all. I won’t give a graphic description 😉

  3. Hmmm..I’d say that based on an informal poll, when it happens for girls, it’s much longer than five seconds. But it usually doesn’t happen with just making out.

  4. That’s one thing that girls have going for them.

    I don’t really understand the comments here. What does the last five seconds have to do with the girl? That’s nut-and-nap time. OK, I probably went overboard with that one.

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