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Bedside Manner

Her: “My throat hurts, Ben.” Me: “I know.  I’m sorry.” Her: “It hurts bad.” Me: “I think we should make an agreement that, for the duration of our relationship, neither of us complains about being sick.” Her: “You don’t complain about being sick.” Me: “Oh?  Then I guess what I meant to say was ‘Shut …

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Not Single…

While Strutter hasn’t updated her status on MySpace and Facebook yet, we’re not single. We had a serious discussion yesterday after work, and she is going to try not to drink any more. As in ever again. I conceded a free pass for her 30th birthday (August 21) which I know was wrong of me, …

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It’s Time to Up Her Rent

Strutter and her menagerie moved in over the weekend.  This means that my house smells vaguely like dog, there are a ton of packed boxes in the living room, and my bed now looks like this: It’s going to take some adjustments, but I think things will be fine.

Six Months…

It’s funny how you can look back on a day six months ago, and feel like it was just yesterday. It’s also funny how you can think about how you’ve only known someone for six months, but it feels like forever. And whenever you feel like you’ve known someone forever, and it feels like only …

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